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had a distinct feeling that he knew what was going to come next.
"Beer cold enough?" he said.
"Extremely frosty," said St. Ungulant, beaming.
"And the roast "Full of giant purple singing slugs? Talking pillars of flame? Exploding giraffes? That sort of thing?" said Brutha carefully.
"Good heavens, yes," said the saint. "I don't know why. I think they're attracted by the mushrooms."
Brutha nodded.
"You're catching on, kid," said Om.
"And I expect sometimes you drink . . . water?" said Brutha.pig?"St. Ungulant's smile was manic."All brown and crunchy round the edges, yes," he said."But I expect, er . . . you eat the occasional lizard or snake, too?""Funny you should say that. Yes. Every once in a while. Just for a bit of variety.""And mushrooms, too?" said Om."Any mushrooms in these parts?" said Brutha innocently.St. Ungulant nodded happily."After the annual rains, yes. Red ones with yellow spots. The desert becomes really interesting after the mushroom season."